Brown Legs & Arms: 30MS Makeover! Bandai's Best Body Bits for Your Model!
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30MS Phantasm Sisters: Alpha's Fierce [C] Body! Bandai's Best, Customizable, and Ready to Rock!
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30MS Mei Izumi: Bandai's Fierce Fighter Ready to Assemble Your Dream Team Now!
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30MS Haruka Amami 20th Anniversary: Your Idol's Ultimate Comeback! Don't Miss Out, Dude!
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30MS Rydira Sis-V00 [Color A] Unleashed: Bandai's Anime-Style Build for Your Shelf!
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30MS Miki Hoshii: 20th Anniversary! Get ready for this awesome idol action figure you don't wanna miss!
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